The Paper Place-Scottsdale

Clever Phrase Tea Towels

$13.50

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Cleverly Phrased Tea Towel

These tea towels are the perfect way to show off your humor around the house!

Different designs available:

Bacon option: "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food."

Directions option: "When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East.""

Mac and Cheese option: "According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four."

Mimosas option: "Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?"

Salad option: "My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad."

Snacking option: "After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer."

Stovetop option: "One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it."

Trail Mix option: "Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?"