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Bacon phrase tea towel
Directions phrase tea towel
Mac and Cheese phrase tea towel
Mimosas phrase tea towel
Salad phrase tea towel
Snacking phrase tea towel
Stovetop phrase tea towel
Trail mix phrase tea towel
The Paper Place-Scottsdale

Clever Phrase Tea Towels

Regular price $13.50 $0.00 Unit price per

Cleverly Phrased Tea Towel

These tea towels are the perfect way to show off your humor around the house!

  • 100 % unbleached cotton. 24 x 26
  • Made in the USA.

Different designs available:

Bacon option: "I love bacon because you can wrap it around everything. It's basically the duct tape of food."

Directions option: "When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "East.""

Mac and Cheese option: "According to this box of mac and cheese, I'm a family of four."

Mimosas option: "Do mimosas count as a juice cleanse?"

Salad option: "My heart says wine and my stomach says chocolate, but my jeans say, for the love of God woman, eat a salad."

Snacking option: "After I'm done snacking, I have to show my hands to the dog like I'm a black jack dealer."

Stovetop option: "One of the odder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it."

Trail Mix option: "Trail mix? You mean M & M's with obstacles?"